I found a company called PestLab.
Solar-powered ultrasonic mole repellers.
$49.99 each. I needed six for 1.5 acres.
Total cost: $287 after a volume discount.
I looked at that number. $287.
Compared to Rick's plan: $21,600-$28,800 over 10 years.
$287 vs. $28,800.
If these worked even PARTIALLY, I'd come out ahead.
If they worked completely, I'd save enough money to buy a used car.
They arrived April 12th.
I installed all six that afternoon. Took me 45 minutes total.
Each one has a solar panel. A subtle blue light showing it's working.
They pulse every 30 seconds. Create vibrations through the soil.
For the first four days, nothing changed.
I thought I'd wasted $287.
Day five: No new mounds.
Day seven: Existing tunnels starting to collapse.
Day ten: No new damage anywhere.
Week three: Grass growing back over old mound sites.
Week five: The moles were gone.
That was April. It's November now.
Seven months. Zero moles. Zero new damage.
Total cost: $287.
Rick's plan would have cost me $1,260-$1,680 by now. And I'd still have moles.